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official worst pain thread

i saw this on some other forums too, so well see if this turns out better than my ill-fated music game thread. just post the worst pain u ever experienced, and well all laugh at u :::^D::
anyway, heres mine:

it was my sisters wedding, july 4th, 1995. or 96, i forget. anyway, i though it was grape juice, but it was champagne. and wouldnt u know it, the church was on top of a small hill in the middle of the woods. so my bro makes a bet with me, "bet u cant navigate urself down the hill on this bike with ur teeth!". before he could tell me he was joking, i was on his bike and goin down the hill. i hit a small rock in the road, but luckily a rock hard tree saved me from hitting the concrete. i think i broke something in my shoulder... or maybe my arm. i forget. and if i were to ask my mom shed lecture me on the evils of alcohol...

"This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you have left behind...let it be something good."
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  • digitydarkmandigitydarkman Member Posts: 2,194

    i wont laugh at what happend that sucks.. but just the thought of someone getting drunk and doing something stupid off of champagne is funny as hell..

    my worst pain was.. when my brother slammed my arm in a sliding door of a van.. that hurt pretty bad

     

    and i had to get a barium enima.. that REALLY SUCKS, if you know what that is im sorry, if you ont.. you dont wanna know

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  • SatansDiscipleSatansDisciple Member Posts: 2,782

    omg u poor bastard! lol, i had to google it 1st. why did u have it done?

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  • DjinDjin Member Posts: 3,263

    When in was in my brand new car,  and my ex-girlfriend with me with a Ford Tempo doing 45MPH.  I was dead stop.  She sent me to the hospitol.

    That hurt pretty damn bad.

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  • ShelkShelk Member UncommonPosts: 66

    Worst pain.....

    Wisdom Teeth, I opted for the awake surgery to get all 4 out and get it done and over with.  As luck (or lack there of) would have it, apparently on my right lower wisdom tooth were extra nerves which the Dentist couldn't freeze despite 5 needles to do so.  So after 20 mins of freezing attempts which did nothing i said, "just do it".

    ow

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    LMAO! im sorry....but LOL!!!

    ...hmmmmm

    im not sure...ima think about it

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  • SatansDiscipleSatansDisciple Member Posts: 2,782

    lol, this is actually my bros and its kind of similar to mine but its funny as hell. he was a deprived child i gather, and he never learned how to ride a bike. so he was 16 when this happened, and hes goin down the hill we live on, and he just takes his hands off the bar and covers his eyes. needless to say he crashed, he was goin pretty fast too. i ran over to him and was like "dude u freakin dumbass! (insert rofl) wut were u thinking?". no response, he was out cold. it was still funny though.:::^b:::::^D::

    "This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you have left behind...let it be something good."
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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    lol!

    this is mine....

    Ever had that where 2 people are walking face to face, and u think the others gonna turn that way, so u go the other way, apparently the other person was thinking the same thing, so now ur face to face if u havent hit eachother?

    well that happened on my bike..

    my bro and i were riding, and that happened, and my finger got jammed between his handle and my handle bars....image

    Blood was gushing all over the street, the neighbor got me a rag, then we went to ER with my dad

    ...i got 6 stitches...

    this was about 7 years ago now...and you can tell by looking at my finger that it did happenimage

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  • DesperadoDesperado Member Posts: 467

    When my prince albert got caught on her tongue ring...

    Ok...ok ...I'm lyin'- but that would hurt like shyat.

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  • DjinDjin Member Posts: 3,263
    lol

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460
    lol imagethat would hurt

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  • squeeesqueee Member Posts: 722
    This is more of a sad pain because I am so white.  I was at a church retreat and we had some time off to play sports so I went and played football.  We played shirts and skins and played for hours in the heat of the day.  Me being the genious that I am did not put on any sunscrean.  When we finished all was good, put on my shirt and went back to the festivities.  Later that night my shoulders hurt like crazy, I figured it was a sunburn.  Nothing big, I have been sunburned before, it will pass.  Well to make a long story short, I never took off my shirt because it hurt like crazy to lift my arms, and being too pride I never told anyone.  Next day when I got home my dad helped me take off my shirt and I had huge blisters all over my shoulders.  Pretty much the effects of second degree burns.  I mean these things were huge (most bigger than a silver dollar and raised pretty high) and painful, and if one burst it would ooozzzee for hours.  Good thing it was the summer, I had to spend the next few days healing. 

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460
    image oooo thats sick eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwimage

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  • squeeesqueee Member Posts: 722
    Oh you know you like it.

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    uhg...thats nasty..

    how old were u at the time?

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  • squeeesqueee Member Posts: 722
    I was 16.

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

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    ouch...

    i still think thats nasty

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  • Odin1985Odin1985 Member Posts: 342
    um mine is not so painful but scary, when i was like 10 jumping on my bed i fell down and hitted a pointy edge of a wooden brick, that i ahd in teh fllor since i was playing with the, it hit it next to my left eye, i almost lost the eye since the pinty edge didn´t stop with a small wound but it cut all the skin that is below the eye, at like few cm of it, the doctor said i was lucky wsince the wound went following the bone and not the eye image

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  • BuMnAcHaIrBuMnAcHaIr Member Posts: 77
    pain pain...hmmmmm fallen out of trees, got kicked in the face and did a backflip off of some bunk beads, head smashed between a door and its door frame, was holding onto a car on a skateboard...car decided to peel out after about a block....SMack....same thing happened with a bike tho i scraped the entire left side of my face...uhmm....lol...i get hurt alot, hard to remember what the worst is, il post a gif of my finger when i get home...most recent injury =)


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  • SatansDiscipleSatansDisciple Member Posts: 2,782


    Originally posted by squeee
    This is more of a sad pain because I am so white.  I was at a church retreat and we had some time off to play sports so I went and played football.  We played shirts and skins and played for hours in the heat of the day.  Me being the genious that I am did not put on any sunscrean.  When we finished all was good, put on my shirt and went back to the festivities.  Later that night my shoulders hurt like crazy, I figured it was a sunburn.  Nothing big, I have been sunburned before, it will pass.  Well to make a long story short, I never took off my shirt because it hurt like crazy to lift my arms, and being too pride I never told anyone.  Next day when I got home my dad helped me take off my shirt and I had huge blisters all over my shoulders.  Pretty much the effects of second degree burns.  I mean these things were huge (most bigger than a silver dollar and raised pretty high) and painful, and if one burst it would ooozzzee for hours.  Good thing it was the summer, I had to spend the next few days healing.  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
    Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"Customer: "How fast will my COM ports go?"
    Tech Support: "How hard can you throw your computer?"

    something like that happened to me 1 time. i got my head shaved bald, the day right before we were doin some all day outdoors thing. i got 2nd degree burns also. i had blisters for like ever.

    "This is the beginning of a new day. You have been given this day to use as you will. You can waste it or use it for good. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it. When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever; in its place is something that you have left behind...let it be something good."
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  • BuMnAcHaIrBuMnAcHaIr Member Posts: 77

    what a bubble burster..   image

    oh..and is foul language allowed in a pic?...i dun wanna break any rules =/


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  • DjinDjin Member Posts: 3,263
    Doesn't work.

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  • ZhanghiaZhanghia Member UncommonPosts: 1,312
    I was 6 y/o and I tripped on my brother's toys and landed my hand on those indoor furnaces, you know, those heaters. And me being so young and brittle skin, I cried about the whole day because my hand was in ruins. >_> Anyway, the most recent worst pain would be the one where you have a brittle as a tortilla and suddenly you open your mouth and it cracks, worst..headache.. ever. Makes ya wanna die.

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  • VODKAVODKA Member Posts: 25

    I have 2 most painfull memories :(

     

    1 time this girl sked me to go on a bike trip with her but sadly my dad wouldnt let me :( so any way the girl must have felt sorry foe me and said ok come for a quick ride round the park, so as we was going round the park my bike tyer went flat and i couldnt ride it, so the girl once again feeling sorry for me said here you get on the back of my bike, so on i jumped (Btw the bike had a basket holder on the back so i sat on that) any way half way down this hill i looked down and noticed my foot was real close to the bike spawks (those metal things that make the metal trims stronger), wel just as i thought that my foot got stuk in the weel and i got one of the spwks right through my ankle image.

    the next one is me and all my m8's used to hang around under a motorway bridge and at the side of this bridge was loads of bushes, so i had a bit to drink and thought i will play a trick, so i jumped into this bush and waited for one of my freinds to come past so i can scare the hell out of them, but little did i know one of my freinds had noticed my little plan and snuk up behind me, what happned it my freind grabbed me and i realy sh*t my pants fell back landed on a peice of glass and cut all my leg open i had to have 7 stiches :( man that actually didnt hurt that much but o well .....

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  • LansidLansid Member Posts: 1,097
    I'd have to say my worst pain experience was recently with pneumonia. I could take about an 1/8 of a breath (I dont' know the exact volume but for comparison it felt like that little) before my right lung felt like it was cramped to hell and back. Coughing hurt mainly because I couldn't take enough of a breath to do that or blow my nose.. and a sneeze felt like I tore my lung in half. So for quite a few days I panted like a dog because of lack of lung capacity... sucked.

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  • DjinDjin Member Posts: 3,263
    I had lower left lobe pneumonia...  who knows how I got it... I know how that feels...  it's very scary not being able to breath.

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